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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" 
"Relax," says the Doctor. "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.
"Give me one last request, dear," he mumbled.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," he whispered, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.
With his last breath John said, "I do!"

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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. 
Got a call center in Pakistan. 
I told them I was suicidal. 
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Teachers’ Day 2015 Funny SMS Jokes Memes Pics

The most important role  is played by Teachers in one’s life. Teachers are considered great more than parents. Parents gave us birth but the teachers molded us carefully to shape one’s character. Teachers are considered the backbone of nation as they are responsible for the growth of country. They make the future of students and country bright. They always inspire us and give us confidence. So we celebrates Teachers’ day every year on the birth anniversary of our former president and scholar Dr. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan on 5th September. Beside being strict there is also a funny side of teachers in which they sometime do a joke while teaching, make funny faces to make us laugh and give us rest from regular study. Here we are providing you the best funny jokes sms images meme pics for 5th september 2015 Teachers’ day.

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When We don’t do our work in time, We are Sluggish,
When they don’t do, they are Busy,

When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting.
When they Correct their, its Correction,

Student: teacher log Urdu English men bat krte hain,
Math main Q Nhi?
:
:
Sir:
Zada 3,5 na kar.
9-2-11 hoja.
Warna 5-7 mar dunga.
6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahar Aa jyenge.
:
student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hay
maths waqai khofnak subject hai!!

Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher

But What about Failed student?

A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER…!

Ques. by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us ol the subjects,
Then..
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

45 "шедевров" перевода

• No smoking! — Пиджаки не вешать!
• Can You hear me? — Ты можешь меня здесь?
• Undressed custom model — Голая таможенная модель
• Manicure — Деньги лечат
• Let it be — Давайте есть пчел
• I’m just asking — Я всего лишь король жоп
• I have been there — У меня там фасоль
• God only knows — Единственный нос бога
• We are the champions — Мы шампиньоны
• Do You feel alright? — Ты справа всех знаешь?
• Bye bye baby, baby good bye — Купи купи ребенка, ребенок хорошая покупка
• To be or not to be? — Пчеле или не пчеле?
• I fell in love — Я свалился в любовь.
• Just in case — Только в портфеле
• I will never give up — Меня никогда не стошнит
• Oh dear — Ах олень.
• I saw my Honey today — Я пилил мой мед сегодня
• I’m going to make you mine — Я иду копать тебе шахту
• May God be with you — Майская божья пчелка с тобой
• Finnish people — Конченные люди
• Bad influence — Плохая простуда
• Phone seller — Позвони продавцу
• Good products — Бог на стороне уток
• Truly yours — Ваш Трули
• Let’s have a party — Давайте организуем партию
• Watch out! — Посмотри снаружи!
• I know his story well — Я знаю его исторический колодец
• Press space bar to continue — Космический бар прессы продолжает
• I’ll be back — Я буду спиной
• Copyright — Скопировано правильно
• Sleep well — Сонный источник
• Hungry like the wolf — Венгры любят волков
• He was fired from the company — Его фирма сгорела
• Stop the violence! — Пусть скрипки помолчат!
• Spirit is strong, but the flesh is weak — Водка ничего, а мясо протухло.
• Give up smoking — Дай закурить!
• By the way — Купи дорогу
• Wicked design — Злобный дизайн
• Birds in the skies — Птицы на лыжах
• Are you afraid? — Ты что, Фрейд?
• Showtime — Покажи мне время
• I love you baby — Я люблю вас, бабы!
• Are these exercises difficult? — No, lungs. — Это трудные упражнения? — Нет, легкие.
• — How do you do? — That’s all right. — Как ты это делаешь? — Да всё правой.