Types of dresses (Типы платьев в английском языке)

 

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Ни один изучаемый предмет, каким бы сложным или прoстым он ни был, не обхoдится без структурной основы. В случае с грамматикой этой основой выступают правила.
Просто дело в том, что грамматику нужно пoнимать, а не бездумно заучивать правила. Как тoлько вы начнете представлять систему языка в целом и понимать ее механизмы – вот тогда-то самое время оттачивать мастерство в практике и учить правила на случай, если что-то забудется, или подведет интуиция.

Human Body Sounds List in English

 

Our body makes different sounds. These are called Human Body Sounds. These sounds can tell us a lot about our health and how our body works.

Think about the sound our heart makes. It goes “lub-dub”. This sound means our heart is pumping blood and helping us stay alive. Another common sound is our stomach. Sometimes, after we eat, our stomach makes a gurgling sound. This means our food is being digested.

When we breathe, we can hear ourselves inhale and exhale. This is a sign that our lungs are working and giving our body fresh air. But if our breathing sounds different, it might mean we’re sick or having trouble.

Some sounds can surprise us. Like when we move our fingers and hear a ‘crack’ sound. This sound is made by tiny bubbles in our joints popping. It’s a normal sound, but many people think it’s bad. It’s not.

Our ears can also make sounds. Sometimes, we might hear a ringing sound when it’s very quiet. This is called tinnitus. It can happen if we listen to very loud music or if our ears have a problem.

Our voice is another Human Body Sound. We use our voice to talk, sing, or even whisper. It’s how we communicate and share our feelings.

In short, the Human Body Sounds help us understand our body better. Each sound has a reason, and by listening to them, we can know more about our health and body. So, the next time you hear a sound from your body, remember it’s just your body’s way of talking to you.

Human Body Sounds in English

Sigh (вздох)

She can breathe a sigh of relief.

Yawn  (зевота)  

cover your mouth to hide your yawn.

Belch (отрыжка)   

He gave a loud belch.

Farting (пердеж)

I’d been farting mid night.

Snap the fingers (щелкание пальцами)

She hears Ali snapping his fingers

Cracking the knuckles (хруст костяшками пальцев)   

I often crack my knuckles

Hiccup  (икота)

Did you give a loud hiccup?

Blow (дуть)   

Blow your nose. Don’t sniff!

Sneeze (чихать)

Tom let out a loud sneeze.

Groan (стон) 

He felt to the floor with a groan.

Grind the teeth (скрежетать зубами)

I am grinding my teeth.

Cough (кашлять)

My cough troubles her.

Scream/shout  (крик)

It will be the scream of a soul dying

Laugh/giggle  (смеяться/хихикать)

He should have not laugh at my jokes!

Whisper (шептать)

He did not speak to me in a whisper.

Whistle (свистеть)

The ship whistle shrieked to leave.

Snore (храпеть)

Maybe he hears a snore and knew he’d fallen asleep.

Growl (рычание)

I hear a low growl behind her.

Slurp (чавкать)    

Do try not to slurp.

Sniff  (нюхать)    

He did not give a loud sniff of disapproval.

Hum  (напевать с закрытым ртом, мурлыкать)  

The air of the ball began to hum.

Gasp (ахнуть)

She gave a gasp of surprise.

Mumble (бормотать)

Speak up. Don’t mumble!

Clap (хлопать в ладоши)

Clap your hands to keep time .

Crunch (хруст)

I never ever hear a loud crunch.

Gargle  (полоскать горло)

He must gargle regularly.

Smack the (lips) (чмокать губами)

She loves chocolate cake,” said Susannah, smacking him lips

Snort (фыркать, сморкаться)

I gave a loud snort .

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Названия стран и столиц на английском языке (Countries and Capitals)

 

Названия стран и столиц на английском языке с транскрипцией

Country	Транскрипция	Страна	Capital city	Транскрипция	Столица
Abkhazia	[ æb'kɑːzɪə ]	Абхазия	Sukhum(i)	[ su'huːm(ɪ) ]	Сухум
Afghanistan	[ æfˌɡænɪˈstɑːn ]	Афганистан	Kabul	[ ˈkɑːbʊl ]	Кабул
Albania	[ ælˈbeɪniə ]	Албания	Tirana	[ tɪˈrɑːnə ]	Тирана
Algeria	[ ælˈdʒɪəriə ]	Алжир	Algiers	[ ælˈdʒɪəz ]	Алжир
Argentina	[ ˌɑːdʒənˈtiːnə ]	Аргентина	Buenos Aires	[ ˈbweɪnos ˈeriz ] [ ˌbwenəs'aɪrɪz ]	Буэнос-Айрес
Armenia	[ ɑːˈmiːniə ]	Армения	Yerevan	[ ˌjerɪˈvɑːn ]	Ереван
Australia	[ ɒˈstreɪliə ]	Австралия	Canberra	[ ˈkænbərə ]	Канберра
Austria	[ ˈɒstriə ]	Австрия	Vienna	[ vɪˈenə ]	Вена
Azerbaijan	[ ˌɑːzərbaɪˈdʒɑːn ]	Азербайджан	Baku	[ ˈbækuː ]	Баку
Bahamas	[ bəˈhɑːməz ]	Багамские о-ва	Nassau	[ ˈnæsɒ ]	Нассау
Bahrain	[ bɑːˈreɪn ]	Бахрейн	Manama	[ ˈmænəmə ]	Манама
Bangladesh	[ ˌbæŋɡləˈdeʃ ]	Бангладеш	Dacca	[ ˈdækə ]	Дакка
Belarus	[ belə'rus ]	Беларусь	Minsk	[ mɪnsk ]	Минск
Belgium	[ ˈbeldʒəm ]	Бельгия	Brussels	[ ˈbrʌsəlz ]	Брюссель
Bermuda Islands	[ bəˈmjuːdə ˈaɪləndz ]	Бермудские о-ва	Hamilton	[ ˈhæmɪltən ]	Гамильтон
Bolivia	[ bəˈlɪvɪə ]	Боливия	La Paz	[ lɑː ˈpɑːz ]	Ла-Пас
Brazil	[ brəˈzɪl ]	Бразилия	Brasilia	[ brəˈzɪlɪə ]	Бразилиа
Bulgaria	[ bʌlˈɡeərɪə ]	Болгария	Sofia	[ ˈsəʊfɪə ]	София
Burundi	[ bʊˈrʊndi ]	Бурунди	Bujumbura	[ buːdʒəmˈbʊrə ]	Бужумбура
Cambodia	[ kæmˈbəʊdɪə ]	Камбоджа	Pnompenh	[ 'nɒm 'pen ]	Пномпень
Cameroon	[ ˌkæməˈruːn ]	Камерун	Yaounde	[ ͵jɑ:u:nʹdeı ]	Яунде
Canada	[ ˈkænədə ]	Канада	Ottawa	[ ˈɒtəwə ]	Оттава
Chile	[ ˈtʃɪli ]	Чили	Santiago	[ ˌsæntɪˈɑːɡəʊ ]	Сантьяго
China	[ ˈtʃaɪnə ]	Китай	Beijing / Peking	[ ˌbeiˈdʒɪŋ / ˌpiːˈkɪŋ ]	Пекин
Colombia	[ kəˈlɒmbɪə ]	Колумбия	Bogota	[ ˌbɒɡəˈtɑː ]	Богота
Congo	[ ˈkɒŋɡəʊ ]	Конго	Brazzaville	[ ˈbræzəˌvɪl ]	Браззавиль
Costa Rica	[ ˈkɒstə ˈriːkə ]	Коста-Рика	San Jose	[ san ˌhoˈzeɪ ]	Сан-Хосе
Cuba	[ ˈkjuːbə ]	Куба	Havana	[ həˈvænə ]	Гавана
Cyprus	[ ˈsaɪprəs ]	Кипр	Nicosia	[ nɪkəˈsiːə ]	Никосия
Czech Republic	[ tʃek rɪˈpʌblɪk ]	Чехия	Prague	[ prɑːɡ ]	Прага
Denmark	[ ˈdenmɑːk ]	Дания	Copenhagen	[ ˌkəʊpənˈheɪɡən ]	Копенгаген
Dominican Republic	[ dəˈmɪnɪkən rɪˈpʌblɪk ]	Доминиканская Республика	Santo Domingo	[ ˈsæntəʊ doˈmɪŋɡəʊ ]	Санто-Доминго
Ecuador	[ ˈekwədɔː ]	Эквадор	Quito	[ ˈkiːtəʊ ]	Кито
Egypt	[ ˈiːdʒɪpt ]	Египет	Cairo	[ ˈkaɪrəʊ ]	Каир
El Salvador	[ ˌel ˈniːnjəʊ ˈsælvədɔː ]	Сальвадор	San Salvador	[ san ˈsælvədɔː ]	Сан-Сальвадор
Estonia	[ eˈstəʊniə ]	Эстония	Tallinn	[ 'tælɪn ] [ ˈtalɪn ]	Таллинн
Ethiopia	[ ˌiːθɪˈəʊpɪə ]	Эфиопия	Addis Ababa	[ ˌædɪs'æbəbə ]	Аддис-Абеба
Finland	[ ˈfɪnlənd ]	Финляндия	Helsinki	[ ˈhelsɪŋki ]	Хельсинки
France	[ frɑːns ]	Франция	Paris	[ ˈpærɪs ]	Париж
Georgia	[ ˈdʒɔːdʒə ]	Грузия	Tbilisi	[ ˌtəbɪˈliːsi ]	Тбилиси
Germany	[ ˈdʒɜːməni ]	Германия	Berlin	[ bɜːˈlɪn ]	Берлин
Ghana	[ ˈɡɑːnə ]	Гана	Accra	[ əˈkrɑː ]	Аккра
Gibraltar	[ dʒɪˈbrɔːltə ]	Гибралтар	Gibraltar Town	[ dʒɪˈbrɔːltə taʊn ]	Гибралтар
Great Britain / United Kingdom	[ ˈɡreɪt ˈbrɪtən ] [ juːˈnaɪtɪd ˈkɪŋdəm ]	Великобритания / Соединенное королевство	London	[ ˈlʌndən ]	Лондон
Greece	[ ɡrɪs ]	Греция	Athens	[ ˈæθɪnz ]	Афины
Guatemala	[ ˌɡwɑːtəˈmɑːlə ]	Гватемала	Guatemala City	[ ˌɡwɑːtəˈmɑːlə ˈsɪti ]	Гватемала
Guinea	[ ˈɡɪni ]	Гвинея	Conakry	[ ˈkɒnəkri ]	Конакри
Haiti	[ ˈheɪti ]	Гаити	Port-au-Prince	[ ˌpɔːtəʊˈprɪns ]	Порт-о-Пренс
Hawaii	[ həˈwaɪiː ]	Гавайи	Honolulu	[ ˌhɑːnəˈluːluː ]	Гонолулу
Honduras	[ hɒnˈdjʊərəs ]	Гондурас	Tegucigalpa	[ teɡuːsiˈɡælpə ]	Тегусигальпа
Hong Kong	[ hʊŋ kʰʊŋ ]	Гонконг	Hong Kong	[ ˌhɒŋ 'kɒŋ ]	Гонконг
Hungary	[ ˈhʌŋɡr̩i ]	Венгрия	Budapest	[ ˈbjuːdəpest ]	Будапешт
Iceland	[ ˈaɪslənd ]	Исландия	Reykjavik	[ ˈreɪkjəvɪk ]	Рейкьявик
India	[ ˈɪndɪə ]	Индия	New Delhi	[ njuː ˈdeli ]	Нью-Дели
Indonesia	[ ˌɪndəˈniːzɪə ]	Индонезия	Jakarta	[ dʒəˈkɑːtə ]	Джакарта
Iran	[ ɪˈrɑːn ] [ aɪˈræn ]	Иран	Tehran	[ ˌteˈrɑːn ]	Тегеран
Iraq	[ ɪˈrɑːk ] [ ɪˈræk ] [ aɪˈræk ]	Ирак	Baghdad	[ ˌbæɡˈdæd ]	Багдад
Ireland	[ ˈaɪələnd ]	Ирландия	Dublin	[ ˈdʌblɪn ]	Дублин
Israel	[ ˈɪzreɪl ]	Израиль	Jerusalem	[ dʒəˈruːsələm ]	Иерусалим
Italy	[ ˈɪtəli ]	Италия	Rome	[ rəʊm ]	Рим
Ivory Coast	[ ˈaɪvəri kəʊst ]	Берег Слоновой Кости	Abidjan	[ ˌæbiː'ʤɑːn ]	Абиджан
Jamaica	[ dʒəˈmeɪkə ]	Ямайка	Kingston	[ ˈkɪŋstən ]	Кингстон
Japan	[ dʒəˈpæn ]	Япония	Tokyo	[ ˈtəʊkjəʊ ]	Токио
Kazakhstan	[ ˌkɑːzakˈstɑːn ]	Казахстан	Astana	[ æstæ'nɑː ] [ əˈstɑːnə ]	Астана
Kenya	[ ˈkenjə ]	Кения	Nairobi	[ naɪˈrəʊbi ]	Найроби
Kuwait	[ kʊˈweɪt ]	Кувейт	Kuwait City	[ kʊˈweɪt ˈsɪti ]	Кувейт
Kyrgyzstan	[ ˈkɪrɡəˌstæn ]	Киргизия	Bishkek	[ bɪʃ'kek ]	Бишкек
Latvia	[ ˈlætviə ]	Латвия	Riga	[ ˈriːɡə ]	Рига
Lebanon	[ ˈlebənən ]	Ливан	Beirut	[ ˌbeɪˈruːt ]	Бейрут
Liberia	[ laɪˈbɪərɪə ]	Либерия	Monrovia	[ ˌmɑːnˈroviə ]	Монровия
Libya	[ ˈlɪbɪə ]	Ливия	Tripoli	[ ˈtrɪpəli ]	Триполи
Lithuania	[ ˌlɪθəˈweɪniə ]	Литва	Vilnius	[ ˈvɪlniəs ]	Вильнюс
Luxemburg	[ ˈlʌksəmbɜːɡ ]	Люксембург	Luxemburg	[ ˈlʌksəmbɜːɡ ]	Люксембург
Madagascar	[ ˌmædəˈɡæskə ]	Мадагаскар	Antananarivo	[ˌantəˌnanəˈriːvəʊ]	Антананариву
Malawi	[ məˈlɑːwi ]	Малави	Lilongwe	[ lɪˈlɒŋweɪ ]	Лилонгве
Malaysia	[ məˈleɪzɪə ]	Малайзия	Kuala Lumpur	[ ˈkwɑːlə ˌləmˈpʊr ]	Куала-Лумпур
Malta	[ ˈmɔːltə ]	Мальта	Valletta	[ və'letə ]	(Ла-)Валлетта
Mexico	[ ˈmeksɪkəʊ ]	Мексика	Mexico City	[ ˈmeksɪkəʊ ˈsɪti ]	Мехико
Moldova	[ ˌmolˈdovə ]	Молдавия	Chisinau (Kishinev)	[ ˌkɪʃɪ'nəu ] ['kɪʃɪnɔf ]	Кишинев
Monaco	[ ˈmɒnəkəʊ ]	Монако	Monaco-Ville	[ 'mɔnəkəu vɪl ]	Монако-Вилль
Mongolia	[ mɒŋˈɡəʊlɪə ]	Монголия	Ulan Bator	[ ʊ'lɑːn 'bɑːtɔː ]	Улан-Батор
Morocco	[ məˈrɒkəʊ ]	Марокко	Rabat	[ rabat ]	Рабат
Nepal	[ nɪ'pɔːl ]	Непал	Kathmandu	[ ˌkatmanˈduː ]	Катманду
Netherlands / Holland	[ ˈneðələndz ] [ ˈhɒlənd ]	Нидерланды / Голландия	Amsterdam	[ ˈæmstədæm ]	Амстердам
New Zeland	[ ˌnjuː'ziːlənd ]	Новая Зеландия	Wellington	[ ˈwelɪŋtən ]	Веллингтон
Nicaragua	[ ˌnɪkəˈræɡjʊə ]	Никарагуа	Managua	[ məˈnɑːɡwə ]	Манагуа
Nigeria	[ naɪˈdʒɪərɪə ]	Нигерия	Lagos	[ ˈleɪɡɒs ]	Лагос
North Korea	[ nɔːθ kəˈrɪə ]	Северная Корея	Pyongyang	[ ˌpjɒŋˈjæŋ ]	Пхеньян
Norway	[ ˈnɔːweɪ ]	Норвегия	Oslo	[ ˈɒzləʊ ]	Осло
Oman	[ əʊˈmɑːn ]	Оман	Muscat	[ ˈmʌskæt ]	Мускат
Pakistan	[ ˌpɑːkɪˈstɑːn ]	Пакистан	Islamabad	[ ˌɪsˈlæməbæd ]	Исламабад
Panama	[ ˈpænəmɑː ]	Панама	Panama City	[ ˈpænəmɑːˈsɪti ]	Панама-Сити
Papua New Guinea	[ˈpæpjʊə njuː ˈɡɪni]	Папуа — Новая Гвинея	Port Moresby	[ ˌpɔːtˈmɔːzbi ]	Порт-Морсби
Paraguay	[ ˈpærəɡwaɪ ]	Парагвай	Asuncion	[ əˈsənʃən ]	Асунсьон
Peru	[ pəˈruː ]	Перу	Lima	[ ˈliːmə ]	Лима
Philippines	[ ˈfɪlɪpiːnz ]	Филиппины	Manila	[ məˈnɪlə ]	Манила
Poland	[ ˈpəʊlənd ]	Польша	Warsaw	[ ˈwɔːsɔː ]	Варшава
Portugal	[ ˈpɔːtʃʊɡəl ]	Португалия	Lisbon	[ ˈlɪzbən ]	Лиссабон
Puerto Rico	[ˈpwerˌtəʊ ˈriːkəʊ ]	Пуэрто-Рико	San Juan	[ san tɕyɛn ]	Сан-Хуан
Romania	[ rəˈmeɪnɪə ]	Румыния	Bucharest	[ ˈbjuːkəˌrest ]	Бухарест
Russia	[ ˈrʌʃə ]	Россия	Moscow	[ ˈmɒskəʊ ]	Москва
Rwanda	[ rʊˈændə ]	Руанда	Kigali	[ kiˈɡɑːli ]	Кигали
Saudi Arabia	[ saudi əˈreɪbiə ]	Саудовская Аравия	Riyadh	[ riˈæd ]	Эр-Рияд
Senegal	[ ˌsenɪˈɡɔːl ]	Сенегал	Dakar	[ ˈdækə ]	Дакар
Sierra Leone	[ sɪˈeərə leone ]	Сьерра-Леоне	Freetown	[ ˈfriːˌtɑːwn ]	Фритаун
Singapore	[ ˌsɪŋəˈpɔː ]	Сингапур	Singapore City	[ ˌsɪŋəˈpɔː ˈsɪti ]	Сингапур
Slovakia	[ sˌloˈvɑːkiə ]	Словакия	Bratislava	[ ˌbrætɪˈslɑːvə ]	Братислава
Slovenia	[ sˌloˈviːniə ]	Словения	Ljubljana	[ ˌljuːblɪˈɑːnə ]	Любляна
South Africa	[ saʊθ ˈæfrɪkə ]	Южная Африка	Pretoria	[ prɪˈtɔːrɪə ]	Претория
South Korea	[ saʊθ kəˈrɪə ]	Южная Корея	Seoul	[ səʊl ]	Сеул
South Ossetia	[ saʊθ ˌɑːˈseʃjə ]	Южная Осетия	Tskhinval(i)	[ tskɪnˈvɑːl(i) ]	Цхинвал(и)
Spain	[ speɪn ]	Испания	Madrid	[ məˈdrɪd ]	Мадрид
Sri Lanka	[ ˈʃriː ˈlæŋkə ]	Шри-Ланка	Colombo	[ kəˈlɒmbəʊ ]	Коломбо
Sudan	[ suːˈdɑːn ]	Судан	Khartoum	[ ˌkɑːˈtuːm ]	Хартум
Sweden	[ ˈswiːdən ]	Швеция	Stockholm	[ ˈstɒkhəʊm ]	Стокгольм
Switzerland	[ ˈswɪtsələnd ]	Швейцария	Berne	[ ˈbɜːn ]	Берн
Syria	[ ˈsɪrɪə ]	Сирия	Damascus	[ dəˈmæskəs ]	Дамаск
Taiwan	[ taɪˈwɑːn ]	Тайвань	Taipei	[ ˌtaɪˈpeɪ ]	Тайбэй
Tajikistan	[ ˌtɑːˈdʒiːkəˌstæn ]	Таджикистан	Dushanbe	[ duː'ʃænbə ]	Душанбе
Thailand	[ ˈtaɪlænd ]	Таиланд	Bangkok	[ ˌbæŋˈkɒk ]	Бангкок
Togo	[ ˈtəʊɡəʊ ]	Того	Lome	[ 'ləumeɪ ]	Ломе
Tunisia	[ tjuːˈnɪzɪə ]	Тунис	Tunis	[ ˈtjuːnɪs ]	Тунис
Turkey	[ ˈtɜːki ]	Турция	Ankara	[ 'æŋkərə ]	Анкара
Turkmenistan	[ˌtərkˈmenəˌstæn ]	Туркменистан	Ashgabat	[ ˌɑːʃgɑː'bɑːt ]	Ашхабад
Uganda	[ juːˈɡændə ]	Уганда	Kampala	[ kəmˈpɑːlə ]	Кампала
Ukraine	[ juːˈkreɪn ]	Украина	Kyiv (Kiev)	[ ˈkɪjɪf ] [ ˈkiːef ]	Киев
United Arab Emirates	[ juːˈnaɪtɪd ˈærəb ˈɛmɪrᵻts ]	Объединенные Арабские Эмираты	Abu Dhabi	[ ˈæbuː ˈdɑːbi ]	Абу-Даби
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Funny and Wise Proverbs (Забавные и мудрые пословицы на английском)

 

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain.

You never test the depth of a river with both feet.

Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.

The believer is happy. The doubter is wise.

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato — the best part of him is underground.

A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.

He who never made a mistake, never made a discovery.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

It matters not what you do, as long as you are the best one doing it.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference.

In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference.

The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.

To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

Patience will come to those who wait for it.

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